News Flash: Jessica Simpson Has Breasts!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Simpson: They're real, and they're fabulous

I don't really have a comment on this. But any time a major news outlet devotes a headline to Jessica Simpson's breasts, am I really supposed to pass that up?

I did get a chuckle from the fact it was published in "The Scoop" as if MSNBC just now realized that she had them and needed to get that information out on a deadline. I'm imagining the newsroom: "Hold it, everyone! I have a reliable source telling me Jessica Simpson has real breasts! We've got to be the first with the story! Let's run with it!"


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