Nick's not so bright...

Saturday, February 19, 2005

according to this...

A little bit of advice to Nick: your career without Jessica Simpson ain't exactly red-hot these days. Your best bet is to continue playing "house husband" for Jessica if you want to continue the lifestyle to which you've become accustomed.

I can understand the temptations of beautiful women, but...::cough:: need I mention that the girl you have at home ain't exactly a bag of dog biscuits? I'm sure she has her faults, but you've got to keep a long-term perspective on things. Trading digits can be a thrill, but you're not playing with Monopoly money here...Think about it, Nick...