Your Chance to Meet Jennifer Lopez

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Tickets to JLO boutique opening on auction

...provided you have enough cash that is. Jennifer Lopez is slated to open her new clothing boutique in Chicago on my birthday, September 22nd. While I wish her the best of luck in her new venture, I'm just having trouble seeing a big enough demand for olive green fur-trimmed ponchos, brown knit short-shorts and 4-inch studded suede heels in Chicago to sustain that kind of business over the long haul.

When I think of knit short-shorts and studded heels, Chicago isn't the first city that comes to mind. Maybe NY or LA, or even Atlanta, but if you've ever been to Chicago at any other time of year besides summer you know that none of that attire is going to be a staple of the average Chicagoans' wardrobe.

At any rate, if you're a J-Lo fan with too much money and time on your hands, then go ahead and take this chance to meet her. Take pictures because I'm not sure that boutique is going to have a long shelf life.